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B-job

July 6, 2009 | Comments | Bubble love

We’ve been partying all night. Started drinking early. I wasn’t myself … The alcohol penetrated every single cell in my body. The result was unladylike attitude complemented with aggressive black-outs. Tried to analyse afterwards – couldn’t really figure where did this negative energy flowed from..? At least, it was out of my system.

Next thing…7AM, beautiful morning. The Sun is shining and probably has no idea how drunk we are. A decision is made, we are going to visit one of its favorite places. An empty, nicely hidden beach just outside the city.

Finally alone, myself and him, sitting on huge rock few meters from the shore, silently watching the Sun waking up from the sound of the waves. It’s not so peaceful though. There is tension in the air and it’s not the uncomfortable silence, he is just too turned on to think of that. I notice too but prefer to look at the Sea and pretend it is one of those romantic instances. Suddenly he breaks the moment with the question: “G, would you give me a B-job?”

I look ahead. I have to remind myself of the surroundings. I need something visual and truly beautiful to neutralize the sound of his words. It’s amazing what the combination of Sun & Sea can achieve. After 3 seconds I smile and very politely say: “Nope”.

Comments

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  1. RandomBollox on July 8, 2009 1:46 am

    He should’ve said ‘please’…needs to learn some b-job etiquette!

  2. PinkStar on July 16, 2009 9:10 am

    Blow job etiquette??! LOL :D

    I would ask him for money first, tee hee

    xxxxx

  3. RandomBollox on July 17, 2009 5:02 am

    Erm…money? Take it you’ll be standing on a street corner in King’s Cross tonight, ha!

  4. PinkStar on July 22, 2009 2:34 pm

    Oh wow how long did it take you to think up that insult? You know, people like you are just haters, hating for the sake of hating – you would’nt make that coment if you new what it’s like to be on the game (i have a very good friend who worked the streets before chrismas to pay for her kids presents – u think that’s funny twatface??). Even if you offered me a billion quid I wouldnt blow you – cos youd probably taste bitter, like your soul…

  5. RandomBollox on July 23, 2009 6:57 am

    Learn to spell you intolerable freeeeeak!!

  6. RandomBollox on August 24, 2009 6:12 am

    Victory is mine, Pinktwat – noow sod offf bak too primarary skool!!

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